Daytripping the NRA Annual Meeting

Left home about 7:30 AM, arrived at the convention center in Houston at 11:00 AM. Stopped for breakfast on the way, then had trouble finding a place to park that wasn't practicing extortion too excessively. Walked the display floor for about 5 hours, then hobbled around it for another hour before calling it quits and crawling back to my truck about 5:30 PM. Shortly after walking turned to hobbling, I got a hot dog and a Coke from another band of extortionists. Arrived back home about 8:30 PM.

Dear Brothers and Sisters, let us now sing the Ibuprofen Chorus.....

(organ intro)

I-bu-pro-fen,
I-bu-pro-fen,Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, ha-lle-lu-jah.

I-bu-pro-fen,

I-bu-pro-fen,Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, ha-lle-lu-jah.

You take the paaain awaaaayyyy

Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, hallelujah, hallelujah.

You take the paaain awaaaayyyy

Ibuprofen, Ibuprofen, hallelujah, hallelujah.

(continue as needed...)

More from the NRA convention once the ibuprofen, food, and sleep have worked their healing...